Old Lady

Man, that's what I get for looking.

I was in yelp.com yesterday, and for grins and giggles, I looked up the club to see what reviewers had to say.

I'm reading through them - the majority very non-complimentry, when I come across one that had this to say:

"OH. And.. it's embarrassing, but there's this old lady in the women's bathroom (and an old man in the men's bathroom) who rips paper towels for you and there's an assortment of lollipops, gum, hairpins, hairspray, lotion, deodorant, tampons, etc. Of course, gratuity is always welcome, but it makes me irrationally giggly to grab goodies in the bathroom. I feel like a kid in a candy shop. What a terribly unfun job, right?"

So, let's see - embarrassing; old lady; irrationally giggly; terribly unfun job. Did I get it all? And ripping paper towels? I don't rip anything - I hand out paper napkins. I have to think this was someone very young and not very observant. I know I look older, but I certainly don't consider myself an old lady.

Oh, well - I've always known that a good number of the ladies coming into the closet are clueless.